I scared myself really, really bad today. I was talking to someone on the phone and said, "I could really use an ice cold soda right now."
No. No, no, no, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It's not soda it's POP! What is wrong with me? Why did I say that? I never say that.
I even live in a blue state!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Blue = Pop, Yellow/Green = Soda, Red = Coke)
Basically, I washed my mouth out with soap as soon as I got home and swore that I would never say soda again. I've also decided that I will never live in yellow or greenish state, but could comfortably live in a red one because I like the word Coke.