This morning, I was in the mood for a hot, non-coffee drink from Starbucks. I decided to try a Green Tea Latte, even though Tiffany warned me against it. I like Green Tea and I like lattes so what the hell! I'm gonna like this, I thought.
So, I ordered one.
I took a sip. Almost puked. It was probably the barfiest drink I have ever tasted in my life. It basically tasted like somebody dug up a clump of dirt and grass, blended it, and mixed it with milk.
It was beyond wrong.
I made Mason try it. He gagged. Then I dumped it in the parking lot.
Total waste of $3.60. I should've listened to Tiffany in the first place.