It's been like 2 weeks since I posted!!!! I am so terribly sorry for my unexpected absence. I don't really have any good excuses either ... I was just, well, lazy. (Sigh)
But, it won't happen again (at least for awhile).
Since I've been gone for so long, 12 days to be exact, I thought I'd fill you in on 12 pieces of exciting news that have happened to me over the past few weeks. Oh, yeah. Who am I kidding? I have no exciting news! So, instead I'll just update you on 12 boring things that have occurred over my long absence.
1. BLACK BEANS!!!!
I discovered my love of the bean. These little buggers are awesome! I literally eat these things straight out of the can. Sometimes for breakfast. Sometimes as a midnight snack. Actually, I'm eating them as I write this post. They are soooooooooo good!
2. United States of Tara Seasons 1 & 2
I found another favorite TV show! Who knew Multiple Personality Disorder could be funny???!!!
3. iPod Blues
I realized I'm sick of every single song on my iPod and desperately need some new musical suggestions ... And, don't suggest Bruno Mars because I hate him and I hate that song of his that's played on the radio like every 5 minutes.
4. Work from Home
Over the past couple weeks, I've realized my dreams of working at home are looking dimmer by the minute. (Sobbing heavily ...)
5. Step Aerobics Instructor
I don't like my Step Aerobics teacher. I came to that realization today, when she instructed the class to do this really weird abdominal workout, that basically looks like you're humping air when you do it. Ahhhh, yeah. I'd rather have flabby abs than do that move!
6. Cardiovascular Improvements
My endurance levels have drastically increased! I no longer feel like I'm at the brink of death during my workouts ... YAY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love that Tabatha chick from the Salon Takeover show on Bravo. Her black outfits and bleach blond hair have me hooked!
I think I discovered a cavity. I guess after 5 years of not going to the dentist, a trip may be in my near future. Boooooo
9. Mark of the Beast
Something really strange has been happening. The past two mornings, I wake up with a burning sensation in my left thumb and I have 3 splinters embedded in there that I need to pick out. It's totally bizarre and freaky. I have no idea how I'm getting these splinters in my sleep either. I think it's the mark of the beast ... I believe I'm doomed. Wish me luck on this one!
Sadly, I've been having dreams where dogs are being shot with arrows. I can never find the arrow shooter though and I can never save the dogs. What does this mean?????? Pretty certain these dreams are somehow correlated with my mark of the beast affliction.
11. Apple Cider Vinegar and Rosemary
I'm rinsing my hair with an Apple Cider Vinegar (ACV) and fresh Rosemary concoction. I read somewhere that Rosemary is supposed to reverse or prevent gray hair and since I already use ACV on my hair I figured why not throw some Rosemary sprigs in there as well! So far ... no grays ... but I didn't have any before I started using the Rosemary concoction either, so who really knows? When I'm 80 and still have natural brown hair we can all conclude that my experiment worked!
I've lost 8.6 pounds so far for my weight loss competition!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!
RIP Adam West 1928 – 2017
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