(1) Nasty computer infections.
I didn't post yesterday, because somehow my laptop was freakin' infected with this System Tool 2011 virus. Major ugh-ness. I spent all night trying to manually remove it and I think I finally did. (And, no, I don't look at porn either so I have no idea how I got it!)
(2) Large tonsils.
I have huge tonsils and I hate them.
(3) Small pieces of popcorn.
I have had a small piece of popcorn caught in my giganto tonsils all day and I cannot get it out. I have tried gargling massive amounts of water, sticking my fingers down my throat trying to dislodge it, and just now I jabbed a dental tool at my tonsils trying to move them around and I think I did some damage because it's swollen now.