Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Questions for Dashboard Jesus


My Dashboard Jesus gets around. Sometimes, He's in my car ... other times other places ... but, tonight He sits in a plant in my kitchen window.

I like Dashboard Jesus.

I often engage Him in religious debates, but lately I've resorted to asking Him all of my religious questions. Tonight, I asked Dashboard Jesus a question, a question so profound and perplexing that it has stumped me for many a year:

Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

Dashboard Jesus remains mum on the issue.

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