Tonight I had myself a little pumpkin-carving party ... of which, I was the only one in attendance.
But whatever. Give me some wine, a big knife, a good pattern and a garbage bag and I'm ready to massacre some punkins!
Don't be frightened by my mad pumpkin-carving skills.
This masterpiece was handcrafted by me and only me.
Don't even try to deny it's awesomeness!
Do you recognize my Man-O-Lantern yet?
If not, you betta axe somebody!