Remember my favorite church sign?
Well, here's the lastest posting.
Is it just me or is there a double meaning here? Sure, you can intepret this literally: take a right at the sign, park, and go straight into the church where then, you will apparently, be taken straight to heaven.
However, I think there's also another meaning .... Turn right, Go straight ... Turn right, Go straight. Get it? Gawwwddd. I'm sick of the H8, ya know what I'm saying?
So, I don't know if this is really a double entendre, but just in case I'm right ... I strongly disagree with both interpretations!