I love bargain books! Especially when they are 50% off and buy 2 get 1 free!!!
Tonight I was sitting on my back porch perusing through my book finds when Albert, who I haven't seen since his last bartering episode, came around the side of my porch ...
Me: Hi Albert.
Albert: Scaaaed ya, huh?
Me: Yeah, really scary.
Albert: Hey whys you don't go school in da field wit da peepull.
Me: Ummmm. What?
Albert: Da school?
Me: I don't understand. What about the school?
Albert: Why yous got so much trubble undastandin'?
Me: I don't get what you're saying. What do you mean about going to school in the field with the people?
Albert: Yous kinda stoopid ain't ya?
What an ass.