Tuesday, July 13, 2010

The Yolk's On You (APAD)

The 295th picture in "A Picture A Day" series.


Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Chicken!
Chicken who?
Chicken this out! It's a dead chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't. It died atop the air conditioner.

Why was the chicken on the air conditioner?
It was trying to keep cool around the cluck!

Did the chicken say anything before it died?
No. Talk is cheep.

How did the chicken die?
Suicide. The other chickens egged it on.

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Danielle!
Danielle who?
It's Danielle from work. And, WTF am I standing next to a dead chicken?


Talk about a fowl way to be greeted!

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