Here's my review of the third Twilight movie, Eclipse:
Bella is still a total emo.
Edward and his glittery self are creepier than ever.
Edward is all up in Bella's grill the whole time and it's super annoying.
All in all, I would choose the gum over the movie any day of the week!
Now, can someone get me a shot of True Blood please?
Screw these kiddie vamps.