The secret to not giving a crap what other people think is as follows:
1. Buy Maple Almond Butter (or be lucky like me and get it free from a friend).
2. Drizzle it over apples.
4. Lick your fingers.
5. Lick the bowl.
6. Lick the counter where some of the butter landed.
7. Dry heave, because you think you may have accidentally licked up an ant along with the butter.
7. Wish you had more Maple Almond Butter.
8. Curse the fact that you don't.
9. Call a friend and relentlessly bitch about how much you don't care what other people think.