Sunday, July 11, 2010

Don't Tell PETA (APAD)

The 293rd picture in "A Picture A Day" series.


Since Madge spent the entire day torturing me and Hilde - she tried to steal our dinners, she took Hilde's two favorite toys and buried them, she kept howling at both of us for no reason, she ate some of my beautiful Black Eyed Susans - we decided to get even.

After pondering many ancient torture techniques, Hilde and I decided on a modernized and kinder version of The Coffin. Instead of hanging Madge from a tree in a coffin-like metal cage and having birds peck her to death, we just threw a sheet over her and laughed while she tried to escape.

She'll never mess with us again ... Well, at least not for the next half hour or so.

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