Good evening ladies and gentlemen ...
Tonight's show delves into the mind of a young lady who blamed her sudden onset of psychosis on mutant mosquito bites and the lunar effects of a waxing moon. She was a bit moonstruck I guess you could say!
No, seriously ... I don't know what's with the mosquitos this summer but they are mutant, alien-like, blood-sucking machines. Nothing stops their attack!
And, have you noticed that over the past two weeks people are seriously flippin' their lids, people who are normally rational human beings? I don't know what's with all the crazy right now, but there's a full moon in 5 days and I'm getting really, really scared for the psychosis that is sure to come!