Chauncelot is dry!
I wonder why?
Until May 12th it won't be the same!
Without easy access to alcohol will the streets be tame?
Oh, the men wearing wife-beaters will still wander around ...
Only without their tasty King Cobras they so love to pound.
So many here are without a car,
Or the money for gas to take them far.
Perhaps this is why I saw today ...
A truck filled with 9 people driving away.
"Gettin' beer" one of them shouted.
"And a couple big girls too," another touted.
Oh Chauncelot, I love thee ...
Your endless dysfunction brings me such glee!