Dear Mini Van Owners:
Why do so many of you insist on putting up these family stickers on your vans?
Did you not see the last season of Dexter? The Trinity Killer totally used the information off of one of these to kidnap a kid, torture him, and then try to kill him by burying him in cement!
Further, it really annoys me that the females on the stickers are always wearing dresses.
Moreover, why is everyone always smiling on the stickers? An angry baby would make me like these more.
Additionally, the cat seems to be disproportionately large. Does anyone have a cat that is the same size as their toddler?
Finally, why aren't there fat family stickers? Fat people deserve stickers too!
Ok. That's all.
Thanks for listening,
The Shopping Day of the Centurion!
3 months ago