Oprah once told me that you shouldn't eat food after 7pm. Apparently, when the clock hits 7 food automatically turns into fat cells. That's probably why my thighs seem to get bigger everyday I wake up!
So, tonight, I'm trying to avoid food, particularly the ice cream that's in the freezer right now. I thought if I drank a Diet A&W Cream Soda and imagined, really, really, really hard that it was actually a real Root Beer Float, I just might be able to curb my cravings ...
It's not working.
I'm actually even hungrier now than when I started this blog.
Screw it. I'm eating the ice cream and blaming it all on Oprah.