She's in love with our next door neighbor, a wiener dog named Hot Dog. She's obsessed with him. She recognizes his name, so we can't say it or she'll go crazy. Even if we're inside, Madge always seems to know when Hot Dog has escaped from his fenced-in yard and is roaming throughout the neighborhood. She has a sixth sense for Hot Dog!
We're not sure why she likes him so much, but we have our suspicions. I'm sure he has a great personality and all that, but he also has, um, an extraordinarily large, ah ... well ... Mason refers to him as, "The dog attached to a penis" or "The dog with five legs," because he truly lives up to both his name and breed.
The sad part about it, though, is the feelings of love are not mutual. See, Hot Dog prefers big women. He has a live-in girlfriend, Holly. A Saint Bernard. Madge hates her and they fight through the fence almost daily.
In the tiny town of Chauncelot, even dogs have drama!