My cellphone inbox text messages from the last hour exactly as received, minus the identity of those who sent them:
1: Love ya bitch!
2: I'm feeling really facetious and mean today. But too tired to do anything about it.
3: I love you with all my heart!
4: That's why u smack 'em
5: Hey! I just saw ur message. 6:30pm. Bring 12 pack.
6: Me too
7: oh great
8: I'm sorry. Just remember my undying love for you.
9: You hate me!!
10: Yes, lets keep in touch
11: thats sad
12: Nooooooooooooooooo way!
13: LOL ur a perv
14: o yeah sorry
15: I don't think anyone here is excited so sad
16: Yeah. im a few pages away from finishing but i keep nodding off
17. we screwed sista
18. dont hate appreciate
19. I know. It's gay. I wish I had my pillow though.
20. Haha! Im not worried.