THE MOVIE MONSTER
The Movie Monster: a bulbuous, offensive, teenage girl, with little regard for those around her.
Immediately upon sitting down, the Movie Monster spoils the movie for everyone in the theater.
The movie begins.
But, the Movie Monster doesn't care ...
Brief moment of silence. Is she done?
Nope! The Movie Monster begins to punch her friend in the arm!
*Silence* It has to be over...right?
OF COURSE NOT!
UH OH! SCARY-BEARDED-REDNECK MAN sitting in front of the Movie Monster has had enough!
The crowd cheers! The Movie Monster responds. Ummmmmmm. WHAT???
Perhaps we've uncovered the reason for her monster-ishness. STARBURST!
Then ... suddenly ... the Movie Monster leaves the theater. I was filled with happiness! Now, I can finally enjoy the movie. But, then I realized
... THE MOVIE SUCKS!!!!